OTR trucker, Humanist with attitude.
card-carrying member of the working class, I can
honestly say, to quote
Jillette: "Computers kick ass!"
I discovered the PC
I found I
do some magazine work and still drive. With my laptop riding
me I could spell, make corrections without an eraser, chew gum, and
what side of the interstate I was on, all at the same time!
I have been dividing my off-duty
time between typing years of handwritten MSS to disk from cartons of
on the road, publishing a monthly column–"Don't Ask
Us"–and writing articles published by Target Media Partners
in their popular magazines. The transcribing from notes includes two
mainstream novels, two thrillers, and a new
series based on the "Axel McKay" radio plays I wrote
Haynes, and aired
on the WLAC Nashville Network. (Note from John Baumgaertner II, Bleep-Free Press administrator:
the above statement has been out-of-date for some time. Aalborg is
working on another book and went into seclusion (again).
I do not have the time or patience for marketing, and could use an agent to work on commission.
Click for OVERVIEW of all book-length work
Credits: Amazon e-books, a monthly column, a memoir excerpt, novel excerpts, and cover & feature-article pot boilers. Early credits below
"LOWBOY #22"First in a series of trucker P.I. mystery/crime novels.
"Trucking in India"
Cover story/article: Exciting stuff about long-haul truckers in India.
unprotected trucking in East Africa vs trucking in the USA. (pages 42-47)
All other eBook & mobi formats
!OUT OF PRINT!
A booklet to lift up the depressed and piss off the proud.
REV. AVAILABLE SOON
"HARRY & IVORY"
"DON'T ASK US!"
(ongoing monthly column
• "Tall Tales"
• "Foreign Tall Tales"
• "Driving Without a Net"
• "The Hourly Mile"
• "LOWBOY" excerpt:: Chapter-24 (PC version).
(2006 - 2008 ) Features:
• "Middle East Longhaul"
(Two part series)
A chapter/excerpt from
my book-length memoir,
"FLATBED"• "Driving England"
with typewriter & carbon paper!
"On the Road:
A Truck Driver
Looks at Women"
In This Pen"
Dec 20 '93
"The View From
the Big Road"
"Ponce de Leon"
No Fountain of Youth
Jun 6 '94
"On the Road "
Aalborg & Bleep-Free Press
For personal access to the author email: Cheater
Interested print publishers and other media producers email: john B
OOIDA Truckers' Hyper Site
Sundet's "Truckers Corner"