| JOHN
AALBORG
aka
"Mo'hammer".
Writer,
OTR trucker, Humanist with attitude. |
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As
a truck-driving,
diploma-free,
card-carrying member of the working class, I can
honestly say, to quote
Penn
Jillette: "Computers kick ass!"
When
I discovered the PC
I found I
could
do some magazine work and still drive. With my laptop riding
along with
me I could spell, make corrections without an eraser, chew gum, and
know
what side of the interstate I was on, all at the same time! |
| Lately
I have been dividing my off-duty
time between typing years of handwritten MSS to disk from cartons of
notebooks
filled
on the road, publishing a monthly column–"Don't Ask
Us"–and writing articles published by Target Media Partners
in their popular magazines. The transcribing from notes includes two
mainstream novels, two thrillers, and a new
mystery/trucker-P.I.
series based on the "Axel McKay" radio plays I wrote
in 1994/5,
produced
by Ralph
Haynes, and aired
coast-to-coast
on the WLAC Nashville Network. I do not have the time or patience for marketing, and could use an agent to work on commission. Click for OVERVIEW of all book-length work Credits: Amazon e-books, a monthly column, a memoir excerpt, novel excerpts, and cover & feature-article pot boilers. Early credits below |
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"LOWBOY #22"
First in a
series of trucker P.I. mystery/crime novels.Pulp Fiction |
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An old
myth brought to life by rogue science!
Sample:Pulp Fiction Chapter 1 |
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TRUCKER'S CONNECTION MAGAZINE June 2007 "Trucking in India" Cover story/article: Exciting stuff about long-haul truckers in India. (pages 44-50) |
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TRUCKER'S CONNECTION MAGAZINE May 2006 "Driving Africa" Cover story/article: unprotected trucking in East Africa vs trucking in the USA. (pages 42-47) |
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A booklet to lift up the depressed and piss off the proud.
REV. AVAILABLE SOON |
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Short stories illuminating the volatility of the human character in six different, literary shades of good and evil. A door to worlds normally unseen. |
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AVAILABLE
ON KINDLE "HARRY & IVORY" The murderous brother and sister team of "Lowboy #22" star as horrid but lovable teenagers while their father is besotted with... |
TRUCKER'S CONNECTION "DON'T ASK US!" (ongoing monthly column Sample • "Tall Tales" • "Foreign Tall Tales" • "Driving Without a Net" • "The Hourly Mile" • "LOWBOY" excerpt:: Chapter-24 (PC version). |
TC continued: (2006 - 2008 ) Features: • "Middle East Longhaul" (Two part series) • "Rookie" A chapter/excerpt from my book-length memoir, "FLATBED"
• "Driving
England" Cover article |
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Early credits:
(abbreviated) |
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TRUCKERS NEWS Oct '90 First place: Mark Twain Essay Contest with typewriter & carbon paper! |
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COSMOPOLITAN
Jun '93 "On the Road: A Truck Driver Looks at Women" (full page-50) |
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TRUCKERS NEWS Jul '95 "There's Power In This Pen" (full page-63) |
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NEWSWEEK Dec 20 '93 "The View From the Big Road" (full page-10) |
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HIGHWAY HUMOR "Ponce de Leon" No money. No Fountain of Youth No nothing. |
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NEWSWEEK Jun 6 '94 Buzzwords: "On the Road " (page-8) |
| John
Aalborg & Bleep-Free Press For personal access to the author email: Cheater Interested print publishers and other media producers email: john B |
Big
Lorry Blog OOIDA Truckers' Hyper Site Sundet's "Truckers Corner" |