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In 666
Words
The
following
essays are
stand-alones, and/or samples for a column proposal.Humor/satire from a trucker's POV which transcends class. More on request. The URLs for these pages are being sent to editors/publishers only. |
| John
Aalborg P O Box 38 Ponce de Leon FL 32455-0038 850-836-4762 aalborg@jbaal.com |
Satire 666 words each, or 1332 (2 x 666) when noted. Hardcopy on request Bio & credits |
| "Middle-School
Religion 101" First week questionnaire |
Note
to parents: This questionnaire
is
to be completed by each student enrolled in the now mandatory "Basic
Religion
Studies" class. Please ensure your child answers each question
properly, circling
all answers which apply unless otherwise stated. The results will
assist
our teachers during the trying times ahead. |
| "The Meaning of Life" |
It's a matter of
luck,
isn't it, who we are? In other words, you can be
happy
with what or where you are but you can't be proud. There is no drive-up
window
in the sky where people are able to custom-order their parents and
their genes
before they are conceived. |
| "Secret
Thoughts of Liberals" |
We
university-educated,
science-buff, bleeding-heart liberals know
things we don't dare tell. The knowledge would destroy Earth. (2 x 666
words) |
| "The Original Deadbeat Dad" |
For the day when
religion can be taught in our public schools: an
illumination
of "The Lord's Prayer" starring GOD the FATHER as the Original Deadbeat
Dad. |
| "Your
Anthropology" |
Our Cro-Magnon
ancestors
mated with their bulkier, evolutionary-deadend
contemporaries?
Unthinkable! |
| "'Al Borgzeera" |
A sampling of
recent
media quotes and clips to
illuminate
the tackiness of disrespectful reporting, regardless how factual.
(1,666
words) |
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